Awkward first dates happen to everyone — straight, homosexual, bisexual, terrible very very first times which you never truly just forget about understand no bounds. Cosmopolitan.com talked with 10 lesbians to get down their many awkward first-date experiences and the outcome had been simply the most useful.
She got squandered and invited me personally to a strip club
“We got beverages at a club after chatting on OkCupid. She had been therefore stressed she provided answers that are one-word every concern we asked her. Then she got squandered on vodka-Red Bulls and invited me to a strip club. Her down, she explained she forgot her wallet making me buy her cab. once I switched” — Marissa
She jingled a great deal
“I happened to be Web dating and got messaged by a lady whom asked me down pretty boldly (which, points). Once I went and cruised her profile, her pictures had been all really staged with her in elaborate costumes and makeup products, that was just a little weird, then again inside her profile, she stated she gathered classic clothes and was enthusiastic about photography, therefore I chalked it as much as perhaps a keen display of her hobbies. I instantly knew it was her because she was wearing veils when we met up at the bar. Like, head-to-foot harem-wear, having a floor-length gown manufactured from veils and floaty wing-like pieces that attached at her wrists so every time she relocated her supply to choose up her beverage, it cast a patchouli-scented breeze, and lots of dangly jewelry to complement — she jingled a great deal. She had been really completely sweet, but i did not get further than that first date because that’s just an strength of dedication to wardrobe we can’t hang with.” — Branden
I wound up into the ER
“It was in fact raining in the nights my very first date with a female to my team, and when I wandered her within the stairs to her apartment after supper we slipped on one step and braced for the autumn with my hand, fracturing a finger. It really is safe to state that the date finished here. Or in other words, within the ER.” — Jo
Her face had not been the face on her OkCupid profile
“we met up with a woman I would been talking to on OkCupid. She said just just what she will be putting on thus I can find her and thank god she did because her face wasn’t the facial skin on her behalf profile. Not really close. If she pulled a stock photo for it like I wondered. I did not also send the polite after-date text. I deleted her number as well as 2 days later on, We deleted my profile.” — Cassidy
She began telling me personally about her favorite restrooms
“not long ago i continued a Tinder date to a brewery in what seemed like a woman that is nice. The discussion contains her telling me personally concerning the thrill of her life, which happened to be message and debate club in senior high school — we had been both 23. Then she began telling me personally her favorite restrooms downtown — seriously. Her bathrooms that are favorite. She stated her top favorite ended up being ‘the darkest restroom We have ever visited’ and her second favorite would not have securing doorways. Fortunately my buddy called to obtain me personally from the date.” — Mary
She introduced me personally to her boyfriend
“We came across on Tinder. Everything had been going great. We went along to a Thai spot after which went back into her destination. A person stepped away from a room when you look at the apartment and I was introduced by her to her boyfriend. She asked if i’d have a threesome together with them. We left without saying term.” — Veronica
I tossed up all over her mom’s backseat
“My worst first-date experience ended up being whenever I was about 14 and a woman I experienced been seeing had been a senior and I also thought she ended up being therefore cool. I was taken by her up to a bar where they allow in underage kids all the time. I experienced lied and stated I had about slim to none that I had experience drinking when actually. We drank everything she provided me with and tossed up all over her mother’s backseat. But she nevertheless liked me personally later therefore the embarrassment faded.” — Barbara
I was told by her she’d cheated on two fiancГ©es
“we met up with a woman we came across on a dating website as soon as as soon as she turned up, she don’t look such a thing like she did inside her photos, that we should’ve taken as danger sign quantity one. In the date, we moved along a nature path while i acquired eaten alive by mosquitos and I also learned that her final two relationships finished because she’d cheated on her behalf fiancГ©es, (that is two fiancГ©es she cheated on.) The date found a finish as soon as we had been in a Starbucks and her mother called her phone and so they argued for around 30 minutes, making me to stay here awkwardly taking a look at my phone. We covered her coffee after which left to locate cream for my bug bites. Funny sufficient, she sat in the front of me personally in another of my university classes final semester. I did not say an expressed word.” — Jessi
She broke my bathroom tank
“we once brought a very first date house to my small apartment which had one restroom. We tiptoed around trying to not wake my roommate after which my date excused herself to visit the toilet. Moments later on there clearly was a revolution of water comes traveling out of under the entranceway. I went over and my date exposed the hinged home to reveal that toilet tank somehow cracked and broke totally in two. The carpets had been damaged and we also had to pee into the bath before the plumber and brand new bathroom might get here the very next day.” — Lindsey
She would not stop dealing with pretty dudes
“we began seeing this girl once I had been 16 years old. We had been both really a new comer to the complete dating thing therefore we chose to take action big and walk out city to a great, fancy restaurant for the very very first date. We’d already established she had been a lesbian and have been chatting for months, but because the evening continued so we got much much deeper in discussion, she would not stop dealing with just exactly how attractive this business she had been chatting to were and exactly how she hoped fulfilling them each for the first-time would get well, which designed she had been dating a few of these dudes and she was telling me personally about any of it on our date.” — Jaymee
